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Fried Zucchini

Fresh-cut zucchini lightly battered, fried golden brown, and served with house ranch. Crispy outside, tender inside.

Price: 13.00

Buffalo Wings

8 Wings & drumettes in a spicy crispy batter served with celery & blue cheese dressing.

Price: 12.00

Fried Calamari

Lightly breaded squid rings with side of marinara sauce.

Price: 15.00

Mozzarella Sticks

7 Fried mozzarella sticks served with our marinara sauce.

Price: 9.00

Fried Ravioli

10 pieces of Ravioli lightly breaded & fried golden with jalapeño bits on the inside. Served with marinara sauce.

Price: 12.00

Garlic Bread

Bread, topped with garlic, herb seasoning, baked to perfection.

Price: 5.00

Italian Nachos

Won Ton chips topped with alfredo sauce, Italian sausage, mozzarella & parmesan cheese, tomatoes, black olives, green peppers & banana peppers.

Price: 12.00

Mussels

Tender mussels cooked to order in a Spicy Capellini sauce or garlic butter.

Price: 12.00

Stuffed Mushrooms

Mushroom caps seafood stuffing garlic cream sauce mozzarella

Price: 14.00

Large Caesar Salad

Crisp romaine, shaved parmesan, garlic croutons, and our house Caesar dressing.

Price: 10.00

Large House Salad

Spring Greens, olives, red onions, feta cheese and our feta vinaigrette

Price: 10.00

Small Caesar Salad

Crisp romaine, shaved parmesan, garlic croutons, and our house Caesar dressing.

Price: 6.00

Small House Salad

Spring Greens, olives, red onions, feta cheese and our feta vinaigrette

Price: 6.00

Chicken Parmesan

Hand-breaded 12oz chicken breast, fried to a golden crisp and baked under marinara and bubbling mozzarella. Served with a side of rich, creamy fettuccine alfredo.

Price: 19.00

Grilled Salmon

Perfectly grilled 8oz salmon served over angel hair pasta, tossed with artichoke hearts, capers, and mushrooms in our signature lemon butter sauce — bright, rich, and unforgettable.

Price: 25.00

Chicken Scallopine

Capers, mushrooms, artichokes & smoked bacon, lemon butter, side of fettuccine alfredo.

Price: 20.00

The Low Carb Plate

Grilled chicken, garlic butter, sauteed vegetables or sauteed spinach.

Price: 17.00

Grilled Pork Chop

A ten ounce chop, jalapeno, kiwi glaze, garlic mashed potatoes, sauteed asparagus.

Price: 22.00

Blackened Tilapia

Shrimp & crawfish tails, garlic butter, angel hair.

Price: 21.00

Veal Parmesan

Light breading, pan fried. side of fettuccine alfredo.

Price: 21.00

Fried Catfish

7oz Fried Catfish Filets with Fries or pasta salad.

Price: 14.00

Chicken Marsala

Mushrooms, marsala wine sauce, side of fettuccine alfredo.

Price: 20.00

Eggplant Parmigiana

Marinara sauce, mozzarella, fettuccine alfredo.

Price: 15.00

Meatloaf

Brown gravy, mashed potatoes and spinach.

Price: 18.00

Pasta Man Special

Orzo, crabcake, chicken breast, crawfish, garlic cream sauce.

Price: 23.00

Portabella Crabcake

Portabella mushrooms, crab cake, grilled shrimp, roasted garlic cream sauce, orzo.

Price: 19.00

Veal Marsala

Mushrooms, marsala wine sauce, side of fettuccine alfredo.

Price: 21.00

Veal Scallopine

Capers, mushrooms, artichokes & smoked bacon, lemon butter, side of fettuccine alfredo.

Price: 23.00

Spaghetti with Meat Sauce

Legendary meat sauce. Locals swear by it. Go classic with meatballs or kick it up a notch with Italian sausage — either way, it’s Houston’s favorite plate of pasta.

Price: 12.00

Spaghetti & Meatballs

Spaghetti with the best meat sauce in town and topped with 2 meatballs

Price: 15.00

Blackened Chicken Pasta

Fettuccine, mushrooms, blackened chicken, alfredo sauce.

Price: 16.00

Formal Wear

Bowtie, chicken, sundried tomatoes, mushrooms, garlic cream sauce.

Price: 17.00

Shrimp Capellini

Shrimp, Roma tomatoes, artichoke hearts, garlic butter, angel hair.

Price: 20.00

Shrimp and Crawfish

Shrimp & crawfish tails, fettuccine, alfredo sauce.

Price: 17.00

Braised Beef Ravioli

Beef ravioli, meat sauce, and mushrooms.

Price: 15.00

Fettuccine Alfredo

Classic fettuccine alfredo done right. Add Chicken or shrimp

Price: 11.00

Italian Enchiladas

One cannelloni, chicken, spinach, sundried tomatoes, ricotta & mozzarella cheese, orzo, chipotle alfredo.

Price: 15.00

Lasagna

Pasta, bolognese sauce, five cheese blend.

Price: 17.00

Pomodoro Pasta

Angel hair, grilled chicken, Roma tomatoes, garlic, fresh basil, spinach, artichoke hearts, spicy capellini sauce.

Price: 17.00

Shrimp and Chicken

Penne, chicken, shrimp, bacon, red peppers, roasted garlic cream sauce.

Price: 17.00

Shrimp and Pesto

Penne, shrimp, pesto.

Price: 18.00

Veggie Pasta

Penne, zucchini, squash, mushrooms, spinach, artichokes, tomatoes, fresh basil, olive oil.

Price: 15.00

(10) The Good

Topped with zucchini, squash, broccoli, tomatoes, and portabella mushrooms, finished with feta and fresh basil.

Price: 15.00

(10) The Bad

Loaded with sausage, meatballs, and pepperoni.

Price: 15.00

(10) The Ugly

Grilled chicken, red onions, and Roma tomatoes over a bold spicy chipotle tomatillo sauce.

Price: 14.00

(10) Pepperoni Pizza

Stacked with mozzarella and extra pepperoni.

Price: 13.00

(10) Margherita

Fresh Roma tomatoes, olive oil, and basil.

Price: 13.00

(10) Cheese

Classic hand-tossed crust topped with rich tomato sauce and melted mozzarella.

Price: 12.00

The Good (16)

Zucchini, yellow squash, eggplant, broccoli, tomatoes, and portabella mushrooms topped with feta cheese and fresh basil.

Price: 22.00

The Bad (16)

Italian sausage, meatballs, and pepperoni.

Price: 23.00

The Ugly (16)

Grilled chicken, red onions, tomatoes and our spicy chipotle tomatillo sauce.

Price: 22.00

Pepperoni Pizza (16)

Mozzarella, pepperoni, more pepperoni.

Price: 21.00

Margherita (16)

Roma tomatoes, olive oil, garlic & basil.

Price: 22.00

Cheese (16)

Classic hand-tossed crust topped with rich tomato sauce and melted mozzarella.

Price: 20.00

Cheese Slice

Big slice of The Cheese pizza. Side caesar salad or house salad included.

Price: 15.00

Margherita Slice

Big slice of Margherita pizza . Side caesar salad or house salad included.

Price: 15.00

The Bad Slice

Big slice of The Bad pizza. Side caesar salad or house salad included.

Price: 15.00

The Classic Slice

Big slice of The Classic pizza. Side caesar salad or house salad included.

Price: 15.00

The Good Slice

Big slice of The Good pizza. Side caesar salad or house salad included.

Price: 15.00

The Ugly Slice

Big slice of The Ugly pizza. Side caesar salad or house salad included.

Price: 15.00

Pizza Slice

Big Slice of pizza with 3 free toppings

Price: 15.00

Classic Calzone

Pepperoni, sausage, pizza sauce and five cheese blend.

Price: 17.00

Chicken Parmesan Sandwich

Chicken Parm, marinara sauce, & mozzarella cheeses.

Price: 14.00

Italian Hoagie

Salami, ham, mortadella, black olives, lettuce, tomatoes & melted mozzarella.

Price: 14.00

Meatball Sandwich

Meatballs, Marinara, and Mozz

Price: 14.00

Western Burger

1/2 lb. beef burger, lettuce, tomato, red onion, pickles.

Price: 14.00

Side Crabcake

Price: 10.00

Side Meat Sauce

Price: 1.00

Side of Alfredo

Price: 0.50

Side of Asparagus

Price: 6.00

Side of Broccoli

Fresh, cut daily, steamed broccoli with olive oil and garlic.

Price: 4.00

French Fries

Our delicious French fries are deep-fried 'till golden brown, with a crunchy exterior and a light fluffy interior. Seasoned to perfection!

Price: 5.00

Side of Marinara

Price: 1.00

Side of Mashed Potatoes

house made garlic mashed potatoes

Price: 5.00

Side of Meatballs

Ground meat prepared with bread crumbs, minced onion, and Italian seasoning.

Price: 4.00

Side of Mushrooms

Price: 2.00

Side of Orzo

Price: 5.00

Pasta Salad

Price: 4.00

Side of Ranch

Price: 1.00

Side of Roasted Garlic Cream Sauce

Price: 1.00

Side of Sausage

Price: 4.00

Side of Spinach

Price: 4.00

Side Of Veggies

Price: 4.00

Side of Tomatillo Sauce

Price: 1.00

Kids Pizza

Price: 9.00

Kids Spaghetti

Price: 8.00

Kids Chicken Alfredo

Price: 8.00

Chocolate Outlaw Cake

3-layer Devil’s food cake with raspberry jam, chocolate mousse, chocolate buttercream, and rich chocolate ganache.

Price: 7.50

New York Cheesecake

Extremely rich New York style cheesecake on a graham cracker base

Price: 10.00

Cannoli

risp golden shells filledto order with sweet ricotta cream folded with mini chocolate chips for a rich creamy crunch

Price: 10.00

Tira Misu

Espresso soaked ladyfinger sponge layered with mascarpone cream, topped with whipped espresso cream and chocolate shavings.

Price: 12.00

Key Lime Cheesecake

Price: 10.00

Italian Cream Cake

3 layer moist coconut and walnut Italian Cream Cake with cream cheese filing between layers then frosted with a velvet top and almond walnuts around the side

Price: 8.00

Coca-Cola

Coca-Cola Original Taste — the crisp, refreshing taste you know and love

Price: 2.75

Diet Coke

Take a Coke Zero break with this refreshing, no-calorie soft drink

Price: 2.75

Dr. Pepper

Price: 2.75

Lemonade

Price: 2.75

Jarritos Mineraqua

Topo Chico has always been known for the legend surrounding its origins. Whether you believe in the legend or not, you'll still be able to enjoy the crisp, no-calorie taste of Topo Chico.

Price: 4.00

Sprite

Classic, cool, crisp lemon-lime flavored taste that's caffeine free

Price: 2.75

St. Arnold Root Beer

Price: 3.50

Iced Tea

Price: 2.75

Sweet Tea

Price: 2.75

Frozen Italian Margherita

Frozen Margherita with Amaretto. Citrusy, hint of almond. Smooth

Price: 10.00

Frozen Margherita

Sweet lime juice, orange liqueur, gold tequila frozen.

Price: 9.00

Frozen Bellini

Frozen vodka, champagne, orange juice and peach mix.

Price: 9.00